2005 was challenging, to say the least.... and 2006 has not proven itself a cakewalk either.... but drama aside, let us look at the lessons from last year, shall we?
-- Feed the right wolf
One evening an old Cherokee told his grandson about a battle that goes on inside people. He said, "My son, the battle is between 2 wolves."
"One is Evil. It is anger, envy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority, and ego. The other is Good. It is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion and faith."
The grandson thought about it for a minute and then asked his grandfather, "Which wolf wins?"
The old Cherokee simply replied, "The one you feed."
-- In regards to matters of the heart, become a vegitarian
We desire
the way a twice-poisoned dog
eyes a
third piece of meat
Philip Milito
20th c American poet
-- Burned Bridges keep the village safe... Then again, ships in a harbor are safe.... but that's not what ships are for. So burn the bridges but sail the ships. Keep clear of storms when you can, and when you can't, fucking sack up enough to Captain your vessel appropriately. Body counts are sometimes unavoidable.
-- Laughlin is not my first choice for ideal vacation spot. Especially not in Summer.
-- The seed in the crack only needs the smallest amount of dirt to grow... and the largest amount of courage.
-- Even Muses need Muses.
-- I am a Big Cat. The veldt is beautiful, and dangerous. Hunt anyway.
-- People will fall out of your orbit. You will be better for it.
-- Friends who talk shit about you to other friends... aren't friends.
-- Snakes on a Plane. Says it all, doesn't it?
-- IN next life, do NOT come back as giant squid
Having such a big penis does have one drawback: it seems that co-ordinating eight legs, two feeding tentacles and a huge penis, whilst fending off an irate female, is a bit too much to ask, and one of the two males stranded on the Spanish coast had accidentally injected himself with sperm packages in the legs and body.
-- I have now outlived Jesus.
-- You can never have too much BOOTIE
-- Feed the right wolf
One evening an old Cherokee told his grandson about a battle that goes on inside people. He said, "My son, the battle is between 2 wolves."
"One is Evil. It is anger, envy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority, and ego. The other is Good. It is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion and faith."
The grandson thought about it for a minute and then asked his grandfather, "Which wolf wins?"
The old Cherokee simply replied, "The one you feed."
-- In regards to matters of the heart, become a vegitarian
We desire
the way a twice-poisoned dog
eyes a
third piece of meat
Philip Milito
20th c American poet
-- Burned Bridges keep the village safe... Then again, ships in a harbor are safe.... but that's not what ships are for. So burn the bridges but sail the ships. Keep clear of storms when you can, and when you can't, fucking sack up enough to Captain your vessel appropriately. Body counts are sometimes unavoidable.
-- Laughlin is not my first choice for ideal vacation spot. Especially not in Summer.
-- The seed in the crack only needs the smallest amount of dirt to grow... and the largest amount of courage.
-- Even Muses need Muses.
-- I am a Big Cat. The veldt is beautiful, and dangerous. Hunt anyway.
-- People will fall out of your orbit. You will be better for it.
-- Friends who talk shit about you to other friends... aren't friends.
-- Snakes on a Plane. Says it all, doesn't it?
-- IN next life, do NOT come back as giant squid
Having such a big penis does have one drawback: it seems that co-ordinating eight legs, two feeding tentacles and a huge penis, whilst fending off an irate female, is a bit too much to ask, and one of the two males stranded on the Spanish coast had accidentally injected himself with sperm packages in the legs and body.
-- I have now outlived Jesus.
-- You can never have too much BOOTIE
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