Avast! It snuck up on me...

... but thanks to that snazzy radio dj, I remembered that it was

I be wearin' my jolly roger shirt and wishin' y'all a fierce and fabulous day.

(hrmmmm... i bet pirates don't say "fabulous," do they? *oops*)

The Black Spot! The Black Spot!

Hoist High the Jolly Roger!

Splice the Mainbrace with ye favorite wench!

And Be sure to Share yer Booty!

Or I'll be givin' ye a taste of the Cat!

For today, I am Cap'n Alena Sharkbait (sharkbait-oooh ha ha), and I'll brook no bilge-sucking lubbers today.

(Get your own pirate name here. Read the Pirate's Glossary here)