Friday, February 23, 2007

Open Water (with a twist)

In a sea of flannel sheets, the couple clung to one another, desparately trying to hold on to sleep that was slipping away with the growing light.

It was in that silence of early dawn that the first attack hit. A nudge, a whisker in the ear, and then a void that was as startling as the tickle.

Next, one sandpaper tongue began to wash the woman's eyelid. Over and over its unforgiving texture lapped at her unprotected flesh. She flailed and twisted away from the pain. Her pursuer slipped back into the abyss.... leaving a false sense of security and hope.

Suddenly in mass they swarmed..... One head pounce, one eyelid wash, and from one below, one paw of razor-tipped claws sank into his unsuspecting butt-cheek. He yelped in unspeakable pain, the noise of which pierced her ear. She ducked, seeking santuary in the endless tangled wrappings of the sheets, but her actions only caught the eye of the ever watchful predator, who mistook the gesture as the beginning of a game. Sharp talons of death came out for real as the near-slaughter continued..... all was lost for our heroic couple.


...



...


And just as the pain was subsiding from his mangled hiney, the alarm sounded, and poor Tag had to get up and feed the beasties before heading off to the office.



yeah.... like this...

only our sleeping bodies in the same perilous position

as that poor catnip plant.

2 comments:

The Dung Beetle said...

Awwww... what cute kitties!

Ha! I bet you thought I was going to say something naughty like Pretty Pussies, didn't you? Aha! you didn't know I had this much class, did ya?

Wait... uhm... damn...I screwed-up.

Tag said...

Yeah...real cute, especially when one of them has a claw in your ass! LOL!

I still love each of them so very much.